£5.5 - transparency surplus fee
$0.05 - power on charge
$0.02 - boot loader fee
$0.1 - OS initialization
$0.01 - mandatory security log upload
$0.53 - UI access fee
$0.1 - mandatory login fee
$3.67 - security maintenance fee
¥1500 - biometric availability charge
$0.43 - app initialization fee
$0.00 - wallpaper library access fee (16 days remaining on current subscription)
$12.75 - security scan and update charge
$0.98 - <optional> screen brightness registration
$4.95 - mandatory emergency services charge
$0.99 - convenience fee
$-0.03 - UI access rebate for registered minorites
$-3.07 - Previous Balance
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That's a really scary ending...